• Blogger Pains

    by  • June 18, 2011 • Blogging, Poetry • 8 Comments

     

    Welcome to my blog
    My own piece
    Of the web
    It might be stuffy
    It might be shiny
    But
    So is my crib

    I have banners
    I have social
    I have images to the nose
    My special slider
    Will annoy you
    It will make you anal
    You want to hit “Close
    Close
    Close!

    Don’t you worry:
    My pages will load
    Sometimes
    Before the paint dry
    Before the grass grow
    It’s not my fault if
    Your browser will fry
    With more pixels to go!

    Click, click on my ads
    About singles,
    Shingles
    And Pads
    That is how I would pay
    To keep it running
    Till next day

    I stuffed my post
    With them Keywords
    Battles and spills
    And how to wield swords
    But content does not count
    If by any chance
    You got lost!

    What did they call it?
    Ummm…Ummm:
    SEO!
    Word of mouth
    Is way better
    This my friend
    What Google
    Is yet to know

    I really, really hope
    This blog of mine
    Will float
    I try!
    But if you don’t come back
    I’ll cry
    So much
    You would need a boat!

    Witty Comeback by Charlie Nitric:

    Your blog will be fine
    So don’t you regret
    Don’t get all tattered
    Sweat ain’t pouring yet.

    Keep calm about you
    The readers will come
    And gulp down your words
    Like sailors on rum.

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    Blogger, writer, dappling in poetry and freelancing in Web and Graphic Design.

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    8 Responses to Blogger Pains

    1. June 18, 2011 at 10:43 pm

      Your blog will be fine
      So don’t you regret
      Don’t get all tattered
      Sweat ain’t pouring yet.

      Keep calm about you
      The readers will come
      And gulp down your words
      Like sailors on rum.

      Love the new look. 🙂

      • He Said
        June 19, 2011 at 12:42 pm

        Love the snappy comeback Charlie,
        Thank you 🙂

        • June 20, 2011 at 8:14 pm

          A spur of the moment issue and I will try not to let it happen again. 😛

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    4. June 21, 2011 at 8:17 am

      Hahaha awesome! Please, don’t cry. Though having a boat would be very cool…

      Loved Charlie’s comment too!

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