Two Left-Handed Man

With due respect to lefties everywhere: “This has nothing to do with you!”
For Two-Left-Handed people:
“Conquer your own Shortcomings and you might grow a right hand …!”

Ms Tragedy and me
Walk hand in hand
Ms Drama don’t like me
Says I am too sad!

Ms Comedy is a stranger
She stays away
Trying to find her
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay!

I try to go left
The tides take me right
In a world of darkness
Who needs
A
Sight?

Mountains are for rookies
So I take on a Hill
Watch me as I stumble
And take a spill

You won’t hurt my feelings
By calling me “Lefty”
I have two of them
I look so nifty!

My friends don’t envy
Ms Tragedy and me
We have
None to hide
But if you see us
Walk to the other side!