I,Woman! (lite)

“The lite version of: I,Woman!”

 

I might be
sweet
I might be sour
But I do magic
With eggs and flour

 

Don’t stare at
me
It is your fault
You filled the shakers
This is no Salt!

 

Bad hair day will come
Bad-hair will go
At least I have some
Your head just
glow!

 

You branded
me:
”Boring”
Told me to:“Shut Up”
Guess who put up
With all
your snoring?

 

No
No
No,
Don’t let go
You like it
faster
I like it Slow!

 

Your turn
To
drop Johnny
At his new school
That big, bright building?
Try to act
cool

 

Pots and Pans
And the plates sway
You sure are cooking
I’ll look the other way!

I like shoes
So? 
So what?
It’s a 
Walk-in closet
You have to walk about!